Oct 11, 2002 | Dollars & Crosses
Today Jimmy Carter has joined the 'illustrious' ranks of terrorists like Arafat by his being awarded the Noble "Peace" prize. According to the chairman of the Norwegian Nobel committee, Gunnar Berge, Mr. Carter's selection "must be interpreted as a criticism of the present U.S. administration." Now this is enough make me nauseous.What wanted to make me throw up was Larry King's second-handed comment praising Carter, which he regurgitated approvingly: "Someone once said about you, President Carter, you're the only man in history to use the American presidency as a steppingstone to greatness." As if an award that recognizes the "achievements" of a terrorist and cold-blooded killer like Arafat is greater than an office held by men like Jefferson, Adams, and Washington. Where is my bucket?
On the bright side, I can imagine what Bill Clinton is saying to himself: "That should be me, and not that grinning buffoon. Arafat should have accepted those terms when I handed Israel to him on a silver platter. It should be me up there. That prize is mine."
Sep 28, 2002 | Dollars & Crosses
YOUR LIVING ROOM--Many Americans harbor a general feeling of anxiety about the US government--as if something is definitely wrong, yet they can't quite identify how to fix it. But cable channel FX has. The problem, according to FX's president of entertainment Kevin Reilly, is that the nation's abundant resource of lazy, catatonic, couch potatoes (mostly found in the fly-over states and more littered neighborhoods of major cities) hasn't been adequately utilized.
But that will all change when FX introduces its new series, "American Candidate" in early 2003. "Hopefully, we'll find some very qualified civil servant who lacks a power base and maybe also a plumber from Detroit who (tells) it like it is," Reilly explained. Riding a (second-handed) high from the success of "American Idol," a reality-based television series that recently adorned an aspiring 20-year old singer with national fame, producers at FX hope to coax the country's television addicts into nominating a presidential candidate for the 2004 election. A panel of "experts" will choose the first 100 show participants, who will deliver drippy speeches, compete in whinny debates, and regurgitate meaningless clichés in response to loaded questions. Winners will then be selected via audience response and telephone/internet voting. All of this fanfare will culminate in a live show from the National Mall in Washington, where the "people's candidate" will be chosen.
There are still some small islands in the Pacific that can be purchased from their governments at a reasonable price.
{Thanks to Justin Wheeler for shooting straight and speaking the truth.}
Sep 22, 2002 | Dollars & Crosses
Even I am amazed at what some "people" will go through to justify a "free lunch" obtained involuntarily at someone else's expense, i.e., theft. According to the UK Telegraph:A white British woman who formerly worked as a local government officer in Essex is the latest and most unlikely beneficiary of Robert Mugabe's land-grab policy in Zimbabwe. Anne Matonga and her black Zimbabwean husband, Bright, have been given possession of a 1,500-acre farm after it was seized from a white farmer on the orders of the President. Mrs Matonga's new home, which the farmer and his family had lived on for four generations, is a reward for her husband's support of Mugabe, whose dictatorial policies are responsible for Zimbabwe being ostracised by much of the outside world.
...Despite moving to Zimbabwe only last year after a lifetime in Britain, Mrs Matonga last week spoke angrily, and without a hint of irony, against the "white colonialists who stole our land"...After delivering her diatribe, Mrs Matonga returned to supervising the crop of roses that had been planted earlier this year by Mr and Mrs Schultz...
...Mr Schultz had been arrested by the police for defying the eviction order only minutes before. "Mrs Matonga was screaming at me: 'Get off our land: we are taking back what you stole from our forefathers'," said Mrs Schultz. "I thought it was a remarkable thing for her to say since she was clearly white and British." Mr Schultz, 57, is now virtually penniless.
Nov 30, 2000 | Dollars & Crosses
IRVINE, CA--The investigation of a marine for the suspected "crime" of killing an unarmed Iraqi terrorist is a moral and judicial travesty, said Dr. Yaron Brook, executive director of the Ayn Rand Institute.
"The accused marine was completely right to kill a terrorist who he suspected was setting up a booby-trap by faking death--a common terrorist technique used in Iraq. For the marine to do otherwise would have been to risk his life and the lives of his fellow marines to preserve a committed murderer. Yet this is exactly what the U.S. government says he should have done, in the name of the 'rules of war' of the Geneva Convention."
"Throughout the War on Terrorism," explained Dr. Brook, "America has sacrificed its military objectives and the safety of its soldiers in the name of adhering to the Geneva Convention accords, which are based on so-called Just War Theory. Monsters like Osama bin-Laden and his deputies are still alive because we hesitated to bomb them out of their hideouts, for fear of hitting so-called innocents. Hundreds of American soldiers have died unnecessarily due to crippling rules of engagement requiring them to place the lives of Iraqi civilians above their own."
"Now," said Dr. Brook, "we are telling our soldiers that if they kill a terrorist who happens to be wounded or unarmed, they could be court-martialed!"
"America must assert its right to defend its citizens--including its soldiers--by any means necessary," said Dr. Brook. "And as a first order of business, we must withdraw from the suicide pact that is the Geneva Convention."Jul 4, 2000 | Dollars & Crosses
For anyone looking to defend property rights and make money at the same time, here's an interesting business model I discovered:
The Tabloids, an Oakland-based rock band... recently launched stopnapster.com, urging people to sabotage Napster by mislabeling songs posted to the site. Music entrepreneurs and Internet saboteurs have already started circulating fake versions of popular songs on Napster.
Stopnapster.com also calls for releasing songs into Napster that have anti-piracy speeches inserted randomly into the music. For instance, you may be listening to Eminem when suddenly Charlton Heston begins reading a public interest message opposing song theft... "We're looking at the big picture here. Intellectual property is intellectual freedom," says Michael Robinson, the band's leader, a freelance writer and a marketing consultant. "The U.S. Constitution and the Internet are on a collision course. We don't want our rights ripped off," he adds. The Tabloids seek government regulation of technologies like Napster's. (From Digital Music Weekly,
You could probably get this funded as an Internet business model. Get permission from bands to use their songs, and thirty seconds in start mixing in voiceovers of interviews with the band, etc. Then create all kinds of bogus music servers and spam the hell out of Napster, Gnutella, etc. with the fake mp3s. (Actually, I hear the Nettwerk label just did this with the new Barenaked Ladies single.)
The band gets advertising and fights theft, you make a little money selling the ads, and the Net gets clogged with so much music spam that it gets difficult and costly to find intact pirated tracks. If Napster raises technical barriers, you have a financial incentive to overcome them. And the pirates can't very well call on the law to protect them, can they?
Personally, I find something deliciously satisfying in the image of some young thug, smugly expecting to marinate his brain in the latest Eminem tirade he's swiped off the net, getting an earful of Charlton Heston.
