Violence erupted last Sunday night as Snoop Dog was about to honor Dr. Dre with a lifetime “achievement” award during taping of the Vibe Awards in Los Angeles. The incident shattered the rap and hip-hop community’s long-time image as a docile harbinger of peace and tranquility, leaving millions of fans horrified and confused.

As chairs were thrown and fists flew during the bloody melee, Jimmy James Johnson had a knife plunged into his torso. Authorities are currently looking for Nashville rapper “Young Buck” in connection with the stabbing. He is expected to be hiding somewhere between the left and right pant legs of a sagging pair of 48-inch-waist jeans.

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