Mark Steyn polks fun at the BBC in this hilarious parody:
Good evening. Reports that the former Italian leader Benito Mussolini is “dead” and “hanging” “upside down” at a petrol station were received with scepticism in Rome today. Our “reporter” – whoops, scrub the inverted commas round “reporter”, the scare-quotes key on the typewriter’s jammed again. Anyway our reporter Andrew “Gilligan” is “on” the scene “in” Milan. Andrew…
Andrew Gilligan: I’m leaning on a lamp post at the corner of the street in case a certain little duce swings by, and I don’t see any dead dictators, John. But then the Allies have a history of making these premature announcements…
He’s just above your head, Andrew. I know you don’t like to do wide shots, but, if the camera pulls back, I think you’ll find that’s definitely a finger tickling the back of your ear…
AG: Well, there you are. He’s not hanging from a petrol station, is he? He’s hanging from a rope attached to a girder on the forecourt of a petrol station. We’ve become all too familiar with the Allies playing fast and loose with the facts.
Yes, indeed, Andrew. And contradictory reports that he was hanging from a lamp-post have led some observers to question the accuracy of the intelligence on which the “liberation” of Milan went ahead.
Read the rest at the UK Telegraph’s website.