Scientists now blame global warming for the “Great Dying.” Known as the worst mass-extinction on Earth, 250 million years ago the “Great Dying” wiped-out 90 percent of marine life and 75 percent of all plants and animals.
Although scientists blame this cataclysmic event on massive volcanic eruptions, any good environmentalist drone knows that global warming is caused by productive human activity: capitalism in general and industry in particular. Clearly, this is America’s fault.
Kofi Annan is expected to condemn the U.S. in a brief statement later today.
