American troops have rescued Army Pfc. Jessica Lynch

By the time you’re reading this everybody knows it, but it’s interesting anyway: “American troops have rescued Army Pfc. Jessica Lynch, who had been held as a prisoner of war in Iraq since she and other members of her maintenance unit were ambushed March 23, the Defense Department announced Tuesday. (AP, 4/1/03)” Without a doubt, by tomorrow she’ll be the most famous woman in the world. Oh, Well Done!