New Square, N.Y.–Religion always smells a little fishy to those of us who’ve become accustomed to life here in reality, and a Jewish sect in New York has finally figured out why: God is just a fish.  A carp, actually.  Or at least He was, until Luis Nivelo chopped Him up and sold Him at a market in New York.  I wonder how much He went for?


Oh, well.  I guess Nietzsche was right:  God is dead.  And covered in tartar sauce.  Mmmm…tartar sauce.

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