Chile still convinced it has relevance

Santiago, Chile--A spokeswoman for the all-powerful nation of Chile warned today that her over-sized beach on the west coast of South America would not support the latest U.S. resolution against Iraq.

"If we had to vote on the proposal for a resolution that was presented last Friday, Chile would not be accompanying that stance," said Foreign Minister Soledad Alvear.  "That means that we are not going to support it," she then translated.

It is rumored that almost 14 top al-Qaeda operatives are vaguely aware of Chile.