VATICAN CITY–According to a report released last Wednesday, Lord Jesus Christ’s favorite terrestrial hangout has one of the highest per capita crime rates in the world.  Vatican City’s chief prosecutor, Mr. Nicola Picardi, reported that theft, embezzlement, and fraud are the three most common crimes in the “holy city.” 


The fraud rate is not expected to fall until the Pope stops inviting Jesus over.

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